And The Contract Renegotiations Begin

Rachel Bilson (that girl from The OC) and Hayden Christensen (the worst actor on this side of the Universe) have decided to sit on opposite sides of the table with their lawyers to try and renegotiate their contract. A source tells UsWeekly that Rachel and Hayden, who got engaged last year, are taking what they are calling a “break.” Queef. They call it a “break” we call it sitting in a conference room under fluorescent lighting for a few hours.

Rachel and Hayden’s spokesbitches didn’t comment on this, because I don’t think even they give a dick. But at some event on Wednesday night, UsWeekly noticed that Rachel didn’t have her ring on. When they asked her about her wedding plans, she said, “No, no plans. No nothing.” The same can be said for her career plans too.

The source went on to say that they are going to take a month off from each other and then revisit the relationship. So basically, she’s going to revisit putting her lips on a peen that actually gets hard when she touches it, and he’s probably going to do the same. That sounds like a good idea.