Afternoon Crumbs
St. Angie visits refugees in Ecuador and they are thinking to themselves, “Why did this trick bring us a fake sandwich?” – Popsugar
Adrianne Curry needs a new hobby – Egotastic!
The most offensive thing about this Miley Cyrus picture is that she’s wearing a Bowie shirt – The Superficial
Sharlto Copley isn’t yours for the taking – Lainey Gossip
Whitney Port is an amazing actress – Hollywood Tuna
Eat your ass out, Gay Al! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
If James Franco won’t answer your call, it’s because he’s most likely fapping to Star Trek fan fiction porn – Towleroad
Obviously, if Joy Behar leaves The View they should replace her with Fred Armisen as Joy Behar – Celebitchy
Kristen Stewart in a dress made of funeral bows – Popoholic
Dear Glamberace, Adam Ant wants his everything back – ICYDK
The only thing that can save a Battleship movie is ASkars’ nipples – Just Jared
Two words: Bridal Diapers – OMG Blog
Alicia Keys throws shade at RiRi Woodpecker – Necole Bitchie
Fudgie the Whale would never stand for this shit – I’m Not Obsessed
Anna Paquin should just get cut that shit with soda and vodka – Hollywood Rag
Eva Mendes is topless a lot – Cityrag
Lil’ Boosie’s asshole is about to be a lil’ bruisie in prison – Crunk + Disorderly