WTF Couple Alert
June 17, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
David Spade must be able to dick a trick so good that he puts her in a feverish state of ecstatic delusion which makes her forget that she’s fucking David Spade! Sometimes the dick is so good that you don’t see faces. I say this because David somehow manages to bring in the hot pieces like Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi.
Padma and David left Koi in West Hollywood together last night, but they tried to make it look like they are not boning on each other. They played the “we’re standing far apart which means we’re not licking each other’s assholes” card. That’s totally the pre-walk of shame. It’s okay, Padma. We’ve all been there. Just don’t give him your address.
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