This Is Some Six Feet Under Shit

June 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Do you remember that episode of Six Feet Under where David Fisher was kidnapped by a psycho who forced him to smoke crack and then later doused him in gasoline? Well, Jeremy Jackson London of Party of Five and 7th Heaven claims the same thing happened to him, but without the gasoline part. Jeremy is telling police that he was kidnapped in Palm Springs last Thursday and was forced to smoke crack and buy booze for gang members. On three: Let’s all turn our heads to the right and slowly throw that picture of Jeremy a “Have you been watching HBO again?” side-eye. 1..2…3!

Radar reports that Jeremy told police officers that he was trying to change a flat tire outside of the Bahama Hotel. Two men pulled up, and Jeremy thought they were going to help him but they forced him into his own car with a gun instead. They drove Jeremy around and terrorized him with a small gun.

Sgt. Douglas told Radar, “He told officers (during the kidnapping) that he was forced to smoke dope and then purchase booze and hand it out in a gang area of Palm Springs.”

Jeremy escaped at around 3 in the morning and ran to get help. The police later found his car. Two suspects were arrested and charged with kidnapping. A source added, “Jeremy said it was a terrorizing experience. He spent hours thinking he was going to die and he did what he had to do not to end up shot or dead.”

Jeremy recently talked to People Magazine about his addiction to prescription pills. In 2004, he was arrested after cops pulled him over and found him carrying the bad shit.

This is seriously every shade of weird. How did they drive around in his car if he had a flat tire? What kind of self-respecting crackheads share their shit? And can Jeremy give me directions to the “gang area” of Palm Springs where I can get free booze handed to me?

And in Los Angeles somewhere, Lindsay Lohan just thought to herself, “Why didn’t I think of that?!”

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