It’s Hard Out There For Lesbians Who Look Like Bieber

June 17, 2010 / Posted by:

A 27-year-old woman named Katie was just trying to enjoy a beer on Saturday night at Mug and Mallet in Ocean City, Maryland when a cop came in and asked her for her government ID. You see, somebody who has obviously never been to Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber placed a call to the police and told them that 16-year-old Justin Bieber was illegally drinking booze at Mug and Mallet. HA! As if that fetus can drink a beer without barfing his head off. I bet Justin Bieber gets drunk when he drinks a Gatorade too fast.

Anyways, Katie tells TMZ that she simply just had to show the cops her ID to prove that she’s not a 16-year-old pop star. Or instead of doing that, the cops could’ve just checked to see if she’s wearing Pull-Ups.

While most of us would immediately run into the kitchen and take the sharpest knife to our hair if someone mistook us for The Lesbeaver, Katie just laughed it off. She says it happens to her all the time.

Dumb bitches needs to know that Justin Bieber isn’t the first person to have magical bangs that can sweep the nightmares from your head. I’m no historian, but I’m sure Katie conquered that look long before The Lesbeaver. Bitches should be going up to Justin Bieber to ask him “Are you Katie from Ocean City?” Not the other way around.

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