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June 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Tim Peeler, Knobby the Sasquatch’s greatest nemesis!

For some strange reason Khloe Kardashian (they call her “Knobby” around those parts) was stumbling around the hills in Cleveland County, North Carolina when she was seduced by Tim Peeler’s coyote horn at 3 in the morning. Tim said that he watched the 10-foot beast with “bayootiful grey hayer-ah” come out of the woods which made his dogs start acting the fool. Tim rough talked Knobby a bit and then poked him in the chest before calling 911. Tim wasn’t able to get picture proof of Knobby’s existence, but he’s got his Kallmar Micro 110 photographic device ready for next time. So Knobby better condition his bayootiful hayer-ah, because Tim is gonna git him. Watch this interview with Tim and get ready to fall in love:

Right? You just want to quit your life, throw your toothbrush in the trash and move in with Tim. We can sip Moonshine (I’ll cut mine with Sun Drop) on the porch and take turns talking rough to Knobby. I mean, Tim had me all wrapped up in his charms at “yallaw-ish.” And this is his sketch of Knobby!

Wait. Maybe that’s not Khloe after all? Are we sure Brad Pitt really trimmed his beard?

Knobby sketch via io9 (Thanks Bonnie)

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