Bow, You Dumb Bitches, Bow!
Tommy Girl will drop to his knees at the whisper of a zipper heading down south, yet he can’t fall a few centimeters to the floor to properly pay tribute to the ageless dusty Spanish rose that is La Duquesa de Alba! The same goes for that clown-faced Cameron Diaz!
Duchess de Alba did not beam down all the way from her summer casa on Qo’noS to be disrespected like this! Look at Tommy and Cameron smiling like they are one of her. Delusional assholes! If Duchess de Alba took shits (there’s not a drop of waste in her), she would shit out prettier nuggets than Tommy and Cameron combined! This just confirms that Cameron and Tommy are the opposite of human, because any mere mortal instantly gets faint when they breathe in the blessed air dancing around Duchess de Alba’s ethereal curly field of the dried tears of a million virgin angels. Cameron and Tommy are both guilty of treason and I hereby sentence them to a life without COCK.
While I write up their sentence on a scroll with a silver peen, curtsy while clicking through pictures of Spain’s most exquisite and rarest gem. I also threw in a few pictures of Stepford Katie just in case Duchess de Alba’s sheer beauty is too much for you to handle. Stepford Katie and Tommy Girl’s public displays of fakeness will bring you back down.
