What Exactly Is Going On Here?

June 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Every time somebody whispers that JLo and Skeletor are now members of Tommy Girl’s Church of Anti-Glibness, she gets her assistants to use both of their hands to pull her ass cheeks apart so that she can fart on that rumor. But I’m not sure if I’m buying JLo’s denials anymore, because what are those thought-stealing nodes she wore on her body to the Hope Gala in NYC last night? SCIENTOLOGY PROBES (those two words together makes Tommy Girl drip from all his orifices every time) that’s what those are!

But seriously, you might be wondering why (probably not) JLo isn’t screaming in pain from those rings digging into her flesh. Eh. JLo stopped feeling pain along time ago. It’s obvious since she’s the only one who isn’t trying to dig out her ear drums with her bare fingers whenever her songs come on. JLo feels no pain.

Here’s more of JLo with Skeletor at last night’s charity thing along with Selita Ebanks, Matthew McConaughey with Ms. Hair Iz Important, Jill Zarin with Grandma Wrinkles’ oil applier, Kathy Griffin and Giant Snooki.

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