This is Julia Roberts in Lancome’s ad for their new Définicils (pronounced “Full of Shit”) Precious Cells Mascara. Not only does this mascara magically make your eyelids grow long synthetic lashes made out of broom bristles, but it also causes your pores to seep out mannequin wax which covers your entire face. Don’t ask me why her lips look like two leeches spooning. One of Lancome’s other products must have caused that.
Oh, and you know how I wrote “This is Julia Roberts“? Well, I take that back, because this could be Eric Roberts in a wig for all we fucking know.