UsWeekly is saying that while prolific philosopher Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were vacationing in Hawaii a couple of weeks ago, he got down on one knee in the sand, pulled out an engagement ring and sang “Be, be, be my love….oh-ooooooooooh” to her. Brian was so lost in his own sweet sweet groove that he accidentally dropped the ring in the sand and lost it. You know the ring saw Megan Fox’s face and immediately quit that bitch, because it didn’t want to be attached to her for the next few months. Truthery.
A source says that staff from the hotel spent their precious time trying to look for the ring. The source went on to say, “I saw her jumping up and down. Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand. Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it. No one found it.”
That’s because there was no ring in the first place. Brian Austin Green faked that bitch out. Dude pulled a “Oh, here’s a 10-carat diamond ring for you….Woops….I dropped it…Oh no…I spent all my money on that so now I have to buy you something from Zales” shit! Dude might be more of a genius than her if you can believe that.
UPDATE: Megan’s rep tells People that it is true, she’s engaged. Try not to care too much.