Hasn’t Bret Michaels Been Through Enough?!

June 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Even that puppy (who might be under Maryann Forrester’s spell) can’t save this truly shitty cover of Poison’sEvery Rose Has Its Thorn” by Miley Cyrus. Usually when I need to get through a Miley Cyrus song, I just picture a 50-something Waffle House waitress in Georgia (aka Miley in 40 years), sitting on a crate in the back alley during her lunch break and singing this mess in between puffs from her 40th cigarette of the day. That glamorous vision usually holds my hand through shit like this, but not this time. This mess sounds like the Casio keyboard of my childhood (with 75 “awesome sound effects“) violently barfed all over it.

Bret Michaels, please keep your bandanna-weave safely over your ears, because I don’t think you can take this.

via Jezebel (Dedicated to Snowpiece)

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