American DUI

June 16, 2010 / Posted by:

After getting contact high from Chris Klein’s (possibly fake) Mamma Mia! audition tape which was co-produced by the drug dealers of Los Angeles, I figured it was only a matter of time before he got busted for having an entire 8-Ball up his nose or some shit like that.

Well, Chris Klein was put in handcuffs early this morning, but surprisingly the bad shit was not involved. TMZ says that Chris was busted on suspicion of DUI. Chris was pulled over on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles at around 3:30 this morning. Chris got a giant F MINUS on his sobriety test, so he was shuffled off to the jail house to get his picture taken. Hey, at least somebody wants to take his picture.

This is Chris’ second DUI arrest. In 2005, he was arrested after he blew a .20 on the Breathalyzer. Chris pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 5 years probation.

Can somebody please throw a rock at Suri Cruise’s window so her lazy ass can wake up! Tell Suri to slip on her heels, grab her Chanel and get down to the station to bail out her bio-daddy. Suri can takes a few rolls of cash from the “runaway fund” Stepford Katie keeps in a shoe box under her bed. Katie won’t notice.

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