Another One Of Charlie Sheen’s Cars Jumps Off A Cliff

June 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Even Charlie Sheen’s cars can’t stand his ass, because another one was found at the bottom of a cliff near his home in the Hollywood Hills yesterday. Charlie is throwing up his hands and claiming he doesn’t know shit. Charlie played the same card 4 months ago when the police found one of his Mercedes at the bottom of a ditch. It was reported as a theft.

TMZ says the police think something in the milk ain’t clean, because this is the second time in 4 months this has happened. The first time it happened there were similar car thefts around the neighborhood, so the police closed the file and didn’t pursue it. But this time, Charlie Sheen’s car was the only bitch thrown off the cliff.

Charlie’s side of the story is that he accidentally left his keys in the car when he came home yesterday afternoon. Charlie left his car in the driveway of his house, which is in a gated community, at 4pm and that was the last time he saw it. The cops are expected to pay a visit to the security guard booth to see if they have a video of the car leaving the community.

This is why Charlie and his cokehead mess of a wife need to teach their twin boys how to snatch the car keys away when mommy and daddy have been taking too much of their medicine. Eff teaching them how to walk! Teach them how to hide the keys first.

There’s a few theories floating around as to what is going on. Some seem to think that thieves know that Charlie is a dumb fuck who leaves his keys in the car so they hide in his trash cans waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Some seem to think that Charlie is a little behind on the invoices from his drug dealer so this how they are threatening to his ass. Others say that Charlie is just a cokehead who can’t drive. But I think that the security camera video is going to show this precious still:

You can’t see him here, but Irv Richards is hiding in the back seat.

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