Ke$hit, who looks like something that fell out of a dog’s ass (no offense to things that have fallen out of a dog’s ass before), on the special gift she gives to people at Christmas times:
“Sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and fill bags full of massive dog shit. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”
It could be a lot fucking worse. She could give them a copy of her CD.
via NYDN (Thanks Damon)