My head is stuck in a window in Romania today (blame it on getting crunk on ASKars’ bare ass) and these pictures of Kim Kardassian and Justin Bieber posing in some photo shoot in the Bahamas are not helping. The last time Kim babysat The Lesbeaver, his little fans threatened to run that bitch over with their baby walkers and drown her in a mountain of their caca-filled diapers. So babies all over the world will be wailing over this shit.
You know, Kim and The Lesbeaver as best friends forever kind of makes sense. Kim has the voice of a slutty baby with asthma and Bieber is a baby. So that’s one. And when Kim is reading Bieber a bedtime story and he accidentally goes pee pee times all over lap, she doesn’t yell at him and call him sucio like his other babysitters. Kim just shrugs and keeps on.