Was last night’s season premiere of True Blood produced by my wet dreams, because there were more man nalgas than you can shake a clit at. Who cares if that barely made sense, there’s dude ass on this page! To quote that hot bitch Pam, “Are you picking up what I’m throwing down?” Actually, don’t pick it up. Leave it all on the ground so we can stare at this shit all day. Feed their chonies to the wolves so Vampire Eric and Jason Stackhouse can stay assed out.
Somebody needs to glamor ASkars’ nalgas into staying bare for the rest of the season. Yes, I’m that hard up. Yes, I’ll look into getting some. And while I’m doing that, here’s some more pictures of Eric and Jason with their cheeks out and also stills from Beeeehl and Sam’s homoerotic dream sequence. The only disappointing part of last night’s episode is that even with all the man ass hanging out, Lafayette still hasn’t gotten any. Bitch needs a piece more than I do.