I’ve Lost Count

June 14, 2010 / Posted by:

Alcohol stocks in the UK have plummeted, because that Amy Wino has returned to her favorite place in the world (after Bargain Booze) THE CLINIC to fill her system with liquid that doesn’t come from a twist cap and is best served in a yard long.

The Sun is saying that Wino checked into rehab for the (count as high as you can and enter the number here followed by “th“) time over the weekend after her new boyfriend Reg Traviss told her that she needed to dry out.

Some source tells The Sun, “When she’s not on the bottle they get on brilliantly. But Reg has told her to quit the booze, otherwise he’ll be off, and she hit it hard last week. She wants to keep him so has decided to make a huge effort to stay sober.”

Usually when a bitch snatches the booze bottle from Wino, she grabs it back and downs the contents in a quick minute before smashing it over their head. But Wino didn’t do that with Reg, so she must be entering one of the final stages of dickmatization. Wino is choosing dick over the sweet nectar. Dick so good that it will make you quit the booze is a serious thing.

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