Catherine Zeta-Jones Looks Different

I don’t know whether it’s the make-up, the tarantula leg lashes, the dates with Botox, the face pulls or all of the above, but Catherine Zeta-Jones is starting to look like Auntie Ying-Ying from The Joy Luck Club. Seriously, I want to play a game of Mahjong with her, and then get her to yell at my husband for making me pay for half of the ice cream even though I don’t touch the stuff because I’m lactose intolerant.

You know, I don’t even know why the perpetually 40-year-old CZJ fucks with her face the way she does. Bitch is married to a zombie pepaw, so even when her face starts to wrinkle up like a Shar-Pei’s b-hole, she’ll still look young next to his old ass. But I guess since she’s injecting Botox into her birth certificate, she might as well prick her face with it too.

Here’s CZJ bringing out the raw emotion during “Send in the Clowns” at the Tony Awards last night. She looks like a scared cat hiding under the bed during a thunder storm.

CZJ won Best Actress in a Musical for that mess. Here’s a few pictures of the other winners from last night including ScarJo for Best Supporting Actress in a Play (I can’t either), Denzel Washington for Best Actor in a Play, Viola Davis for Best Actress in a Play, and Douglas Hodge for Best Actor in a Musical.