Next to Stepford Katie, DanRad looks tinier than Tommy Girl’s erect nipple. You just want to pick him up, throw him in your front pocket, take him home and then use a bent staple to pluck his brows – Just Jared
The most shocking thing about these Kim Kardassian bikini pictures is that she’s not wearing a dozen MAC stores on her face – Egotastic!
Dominic Cooper cleansed himself of Lilo stank at the Hazmat Center, so Amanda Seyfried has welcomed him back for now – Lainey Gossip
Daddy Spears is going to slap the bodyguard who let Brit Brit go out like this – Hollywood Tuna
Stick a tongue depressor in your mouth before watching Glamberace’s new video, because this shit induces seizures – Towleroad
Maria Menounos in a bikini (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Wake me when Willow Smith stars in a remake of WOO – Celebitchy
What in the hell is MiserAlba wearing? – Popoholic
Lifting bronzer sticks and lip gloss is really doing good things for Zac Efron’s body – Popsugar
And then in the first time in decades the Amish family got into a motorized vehicle to escape that bitch – I’m Not Obsessed
Kid Cudi is fucked – ICYDK
Pussy overload – Cityrag
Kelly Osbourne: “My God loves gays!” – Holy Moly!
But is JLove’s vagazzled vag smiling? – Hollywood Rag