Katy Perry Divided

June 13, 2010 / Posted by:

Looking like a Sporty and Ginger Spice mash, Katy Perry strolled around London last night in a giant American flag/Union Jack condom right after Team Krystle vs. Team Alexis’s game at World Cup.

Katy’s American genitals are bumping it with Russell Brand’s British genitals, so she said she really didn’t know who to throw her hands up for. DEPORT THE HO! Katy Tweeeted this after the game:

EVERYBODY WINS!!! I LIKE THAT! (Plus as an american marrying a englishman… I am DIVIDED)

You know who else is divided? Bitch’s nipple holes, because they are gasping for fucking air while being suffocated by that latex shit. But her eyebrow game gets a slippery goal or two.

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