Detective La Toya Brings The Fuckery To Russia

June 12, 2010 / Posted by:

At the Muz-TV Awards in Russia last night, Michael Jackson was posthumously honored with the National Award ‘For The Contribution To The International Pop Culture and Detective La Toya accepted the award on his behalf as well as perform “Earth Song” with a bunch of creepy children in white and a few pop stars. Without hitting play you already know this shit was a mess. The look on the face of the girl in the screen cap above is the only review you will need.

Det. LTJ’s mouth is on a 5-second delay, because the words showed up to the party before her lips did. The lip-synching would’ve looked more realistic if she just kept her mouth shut. But the best part is when they turned on the fans. Why did I want to wrap her in a white blanket, throw her in the basket on my bike and ride ride ride ride until the police sirens were far behind us!

via Toya’s World

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