Jackass’ Bam Margera was taken to the hospital in West Chester, PA last night after some crazed bitch with a bat bam bam bam-ed him in the back of the head. Normally if you witness this sort of shit you would think that Bam was just up to his usual tricks, but this was apparently real. TMZ says that Bam and the woman got into some sort of fight which led to her hitting him with a bat.
This happened outside of Bam’s bar at around 2 this morning. The crazy bat-wielding bitch (we’ll call her Pebbles) was arrested and charged with assault. Bam is in the hospital and his condition isn’t known right now.
Bam has landed on his head more times than a Cyrus baby, and is more resilient than Parasite Hilton’s crotch crustaceans so I’m sure he’ll be fine. Hopefully. And never underestimate a lunatic bitch with an inanimate object in her hands (see Brit Brit circa 2007).