TGIR (Thank God It’s Rojo)

June 11, 2010 / Posted by:

When the elusive and wondrous ginger gayelle unicorn known as Rojo Caliente is caught on camera walking amongst us, it’s God’s way of winking at us and letting us know it’s our lucky day! And that it is! It’s like a ladder made out of rainbows and four leaf clovers walking under you.

So play those lottery numbers you thought your cat murmured into your ear in the middle of the night! Blindly send a money order to the con bitch who promised you in an email that you would make thousands in a pyramid scheme. Take a second mortgage out on your home and invest in your third cousin’s (twice removed) laundromat/colonic clinic. Quit your job and pursue your dream of becoming a professional napper!

All our dreams will come true and we’ll all be millionaires, because the sight of Rojo tells us so! And if we end up bankrupt and homeless, we can print out this picture and use it to keep us warm in our cardboard box house. It’s a win-win!



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