January Jones vs. The Paps, Round Two

The paparazzi already put a fart in January Jones’ life by catching her doing the cab ride of shame the other morning, and now they have caused her to crash into three parked cars while she was driving home last night. That’s what January’s story is anyway.

According to TMZ, January was on her way home from watching the Lakers game at a hotel when she lost control of her car and busted into three parked cars. January really didn’t want to deal with that shit, so left the scene and walked a block to her house. A witness said that they heard January say, “I can’t deal with this commotion.”

January eventually returned to the crash site and told the police that she quit that bitch because the paps were up her ass. The LAPD says that they will not launch a hit-and-run investigation. They didn’t give her a drunk test, because there was no evidence of booze.

To me, January is about as exciting as sucking on a flaccid dick who refuses to wake up, so I’m totally into seeing this new side of her. One night stands and fleeing the scene of a car crash! January is a Hood Rat Stuff kind of bitch. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still a piece of steamed celery, but at least she’s got a few dashes of salt on her now.