It’s All Part Of Megan Fox’s Master Plan

June 11, 2010 / Posted by:

This is what I’ve been trying to tell you all along! Hustler’s answer to Nietzsche doesn’t really have the intelligence of an empty bedpan. No, Megan Fox is just playing that part in the media so you don’t see the real her. The real her which is a bona fide fucking genius! Snort a Valtrex, because Megan Fox is blowing your mind.

In a conversation with Zach Galifianakis for Interview Magazine (via NYDN), Zach asked Megan about her “Michael Bay is like Hitler” comment. Megan stopped writing her thesis on Finnegans Wake (she does that kind of stuff for fun) and said, “In the past, I’ve been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality. So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what’s really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.”

It’s as if a piece of shit spat out another piece of shit so that you couldn’t say for sure that it’s the one who smells like a piece of shit. Is that right? Hmm. Oh, how I wish I was Megan Fox so my brain wouldn’t hurt after thinking about stuff.

Here’s a few pictures of Megan in Interview with a friend. Guess which one doesn’t have a working brain? Yes, that’s a trick question.

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