A 17-year-old boy can’t even watch five seconds of Maverick without pissing his panties and bawling into his mother’s arms, because he has been left traumatized after scary ass Jodie Foster attacked him at The Grove in L.A. Yeah, uh huh.
The boy’s father tells Radar that his son his a huge Jodie Foster fan so he was really excited when he saw her at The Grove with her kids. The father (who wishes to remain anonymous, because his last name is probably Hinckley) went on to explain, “He saw Jodie Foster and is a big fan so went over and took a picture of her. She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, ‘Do you even have a mother you slime ball?’ Jodie pushed and shoved him leaving scratches and bruises on his arm. He didn’t mouth back at all and was scared of her. At one point Jodie’s son even came over to my son and apologized. Her kids were really embarrassed. This left a really bad impression on my son about her. He used to be a big fan and now he has a bad taste in his mouth. He’s a good kid; kind of small for his age. There was no threat to Jodie.”
The 17-year-old’s family even filed a police report, but the authorities most likely aren’t going to do anything about it since it’s a “he said, she said” type of case. And because, the 17-year-old spelled Jodie’s name wrong on the report.
That boy needs to fill a hot bath with Mr. Bubbles (in scent: STFU) and marinate in it for a long ass time, because that fishy scent is lingering all around him. And not because Jodie Foster breathed hard in his face. This bitch is just out for a quick dime. I mean, what 17-year-old is a mega Jodie Foster fan? That’s like a grown ass gay bitch being completely and insanely obsessed with Cynthia Nixon’s life partner to the point where he dresses his dog up like her. Oh. Wait.
UPDATE: Jodie’s rep says the dude is full of lies. The rep tells People, “This guy was most definitely a professional paparazzo. He had a large camera bag and 1000mm telephoto lens. He tailed Jodie and followed her all the way from the movie theater to the valet. He crowded her and her two young children and took photos of them the whole time. This guy’s behavior was completely inappropriate. and the police report is a fabrication of the incident.”