Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 11, 2010 / Posted by:

The McGangBang, a secret item at McDonald’s that some employees are able to throw together without explanation. Although, you might want to specify that it’s a food item or you might wake up 3 days later in the back of a Pinto parked outside a funeral home in Queens with aviator goggles up your ass, a red clown wig in your lap, cookie crumbs on your face, and your large intestines chilling out in the front seat. Wouldn’t be the first time, right?

Eat Me Daily (via Consumerist) says that the McGangBang is a 750-calorie mound of artery-popping deliciousness made from a McChicken sandwich and a double cheeseburger. Basically, they stuff an entire McChicken sandwich into a double cheeseburger. Both of those things are on the dollar menu so it will only cost your ass $2.16. Correction: It will cost your actual ass dearly, but it will cost your wallet $2.16.

Over at EMD, they have a detailed post which chronicles the history (dating back to 2006) of the McGangBang including videos of people trying to order it. It’s a must-read and should be shown on the Discovery Channel.

Just like a real gang bang, eating the McGangBang will leave you with a torn anus, bruised guts, bloody mucus in your froat and the sudden urge to go to church. Don’t threaten me with a good time, McGangBang! I know what I’m doing tonight.

And I wonder what will happen if you order a McFisting or a McFelching?

(For Amanda)

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