The bitches in Plano, Texas are not playing around with Chace Crawford. When Chace was arrested last week after getting caught with one little joint in the parking lot of a bar in Plano, I figured the cops were just going to scare him a bit and make his ass cry. But no, they are going balls deep. E! News says that prosecutors have decided to charge Chace with one misdemeanor possession of marijuana.
If found guilty, Chace faces up to 6 months in the chokey and a $2,000 fine.
Remind me if I’m ever bumping nipples with a hot piece in the back of a car (and you know that’s what Chace was doing) in the parking lot of Ringo’s in Plano to make sure there’s not a joint anywhere near me! I mean, can you imagine my ass in a Texas prison with all those hongray and sweaty criminals?! Actually, I’m imagining it now….and you’ll have to excuse me for a moment. On second thought, you’re coming with me because I’m going to need you to hold the stall door closed.