Normally when the Shakespearean word “cunt” pivots and leaps off of someone’s tongue on live TV, I get all warm instead because I know that it will land on the ears of people who have never heard it before. And that’s a beautiful thing. But this morning’s cunt bomb on Today was bittersweet, because it came from a 13-year-old girl who is a possible accomplice to a brutal beating of another girl over text messages. And the girl didn’t namedrop Heather Mills just once. Girl did it twice!
So yeah, a 13-year-old girl blows out the cunt word like they taught it to her in school (which they should) while talking about her involvement in a beating. Obviously, this girl was expelled from Latarian Milton’s Hood Rat Stuff Academy, because she took doing bad things to a whole new scary level.
Why oh why couldn’t this cunt bomb from a different 13-year-old girl? You know, I’m going to blame Meredith Vieira for this. She’s the one who should’ve done the cunt bomb honors. It should’ve come out of her mouth! She knew it was coming and she should’ve taken care of it herself. Damn you, Meredith! And yes, that’s my final answer.
via Gawker TV