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This divine and delicate cholita flower from TLC’s I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant
I didn’t watch last night’s episode, so I don’t know her name, but everything I need to know lies delicately above her eyes. This disciple of the Church of Sharpie is the daughter of a 40-something woman whose vagina unexpectedly burped out a baby even though her tubes are tied. Tied tubes ain’t shit! A baby was going to come into this family’s life no matter what.
This is what really happened. A baby angel spotted these transfixing brows from heaven and it immediately knew it had to go there. So it flew down from heaven and slid down this beauty’s magical Sharpie rainbrows. The baby angel was hoping to land in her womb, but it tripped on her nose and fell into her mother’s instead. Either way that baby still gets to spend days staring into perfection. A miracle in every way.
(Thanks to Anmari and Megan for the stills and for pointing me towards this work of art)