Hot Slut Of The Day!
Audrey Scott, the Jennifer Aniston of Ohio who was arrested after she called 911 5 times telling them to get her a husband!
One lonely night, after Audrey Scott had already polished off 2 bottles of Arbor Mist and re-enacted scenes from An Officer and a Gentlemen with her three dogs, she got the itch for a real-life man! Audrey didn’t want to bother with the loud breathers on Livelinks or sort through all the ads on Craigslist, so she did the next reasonable thing: she called 911 and told the operator to get her a marrying man! Because it was and still is an emergency!
When the operator told Audrey that she could be arrested for calling 911 without an emergency, she said, “Let’s do it!” And so they did. A cop showed up to Audrey’s house, put a shiny silver band over her wrists, escorted her down the aisle towards jail and threw her across the threshold into a waiting cell. Audrey spent 3 days in the clink for messing with 911. Audrey says that she was drunk and feeling bad at the time (aka Aniston-itis).
Below is Audrey telling her tale to the local news. I’ll bet you half of Audrey’s sock doll collection that the man of her dreams will see her on the news and fall madly in love with her. Or if that doesn’t happen, hopefully an eyebrow artiste will see her on the news and offer to lend a helping brow pencil.
(For Imelda)