Afternoon Crumbs

June 9, 2010 / Posted by:

The True Blood premiere was last night and everybody was wearing way too many clothes. And by everybody, I mean ASkars and that new wolf dude – Popsugar

Megan Fox’s replacement is dating Jason Statham? I wonder how that works – Egotastic!

Lindsay Lohan is no Detective La ToyaThe Superficial

Cheryl Tweedy’s hair looks a mess – Hollywood Tuna

Oh, I almost didn’t recognize Miley Cyrus since she’s wearing pants – Lainey Gossip

Victoria Silvstedt is such a refined lady (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ricky Martin will sing and dance as Che in Evita on Broadway – Towleroad

The smoking toddler salutes Whoopi Goldberg! – Celebitchy

“DAMN!” says Michelle Williams as she goes back to listing her shit about eBay – Just Jared

Kate Bosworth at the True Blood premiere is her way of telling the fangbangers that ASkars is hers – Popoholic

A totally fake David Boreanaz nude, but it’ll do for now (NSFW) – OMG Blog

Exciting Development of the Day: Jennifer Aniston ate the same salad for 10 years – ICYDK

More excuses pour out of Lindsay LohanI’m Not Obsessed

Carrie Underwears plays ball – Hollywood Rag

There’s something rotten in Denmark and it’s not Whitney Houston’s doody bubble – Crunk + Disorderly

In case you missed it, here’s Celine Dion’s private Raging Fucking Waters – Cityrag

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