The True Blood premiere was last night and everybody was wearing way too many clothes. And by everybody, I mean ASkars and that new wolf dude – Popsugar
Megan Fox’s replacement is dating Jason Statham? I wonder how that works – Egotastic!
Lindsay Lohan is no Detective La Toya – The Superficial
Cheryl Tweedy’s hair looks a mess – Hollywood Tuna
Ricky Martin will sing and dance as Che in Evita on Broadway – Towleroad
The smoking toddler salutes Whoopi Goldberg! – Celebitchy
“DAMN!” says Michelle Williams as she goes back to listing her shit about eBay – Just Jared
Kate Bosworth at the True Blood premiere is her way of telling the fangbangers that ASkars is hers – Popoholic
A totally fake David Boreanaz nude, but it’ll do for now (NSFW) – OMG Blog
Exciting Development of the Day: Jennifer Aniston ate the same salad for 10 years – ICYDK
More excuses pour out of Lindsay Lohan – I’m Not Obsessed
Carrie Underwears plays ball – Hollywood Rag
There’s something rotten in Denmark and it’s not Whitney Houston’s doody bubble – Crunk + Disorderly
In case you missed it, here’s Celine Dion’s private Raging Fucking Waters – Cityrag
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