Toddlers Are Just Like Us!

June 8, 2010 / Posted by:

The smoking toddler now has a homey to hang out with on their tricycles in front of the strip club. At a Phillies game the other day, the camera caught a little blonde boy taking a sip of beer from a bottle. You know his parents were pissed. Now who’s going to blow into the breathalyzer to start the car?! That selfish drunk brat. No more Happy Hour for him for the rest of the week!

But seriously, that boy should wait a couple more years before getting into the sweet nectar. Maybe he should try walking 12 steps before he has to enter a 12 step program.

And Radar says that Child Protective Services is looking for this boy’s parents. QUICK! Boy better gargle with toothpaste water before CPS knocks on his door.

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