When I was 9 years-old I was running around the backyard of my house (yes, I would literally run around in a circle all day long) in my bumble bee Halloween costume, red high-top Converse and an acid wash jacket. And if my mother would’ve let, I probably would’ve worn that treasure trove of fuckery out in public. So little Willow Smith looking like Janelle Monae from the neck up and Scary Spice from the neck down isn’t getting a side-eye from me yet.
At least she’s not wearing a rhinestone g-string with pink pasties and high-heeled Jellies (that one’s for you, Noah Cyrus), right? However, I refuse to comment on Jaden’s Thriller jacket. It will always be too soon.
Here’s more of Willow, Jaden, Will Smith, his butch beard Jada, Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio at the premiere of The Karate Kid remake in L.A. last night.