Tommy Girl gushing from every single orifice about the man whose face is on the body pillow he cuddles and humps on nightly:
“I really admire David Beckham as a person, father, husband and athlete. He’s absolutely fantastic. He’s got a great competitive spirit and he’s a tireless worker with a clear mind and a solid body.”
How many times do you think his mouth slobbered while he was saying that? And I’m not talking about the mouth on his face.
via 3am (Thanks Jessica)