Open Post: Hosted By Lil’ Kim Kardashian
June 8, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Without paying a visit to Google, I don’t even remember what Lil’ Kim’s original face looked like before she got nip, tucked and stuffed by a team of plastic surgeons. But now she looks like a CGI Chipette based on Kim Kardashian and La Toya Jackson. Hell, based on all the Jacksons.
You know, it must be hard being Lil’ Kim. If you don’t have a bunch of brats throwing walnuts at you and begging you to do the “Single Ladies” dance, you’ve got Joe Jackson bothering you for a cut of your profits. Not to mention that every time Kim smiles, it sticks that way until one of her assistants melts it back down with a hot blowdryer. Hard indeed.
Here’s Lil’ Kim Kardashian Jackson on the set of a new commercial for Three Olives Vodka.
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