A company called Moodform Mission is suing Naomi Campbell for breaking a 12-year-old perfume contract with them, because she’s a crazed entitled bitch. In the affidavit, which was snatched by Page Six, Naomi’s former agent and Moodform’s co-director said that she was a living nightmare who was always late and even tried to attack a bitch with a perfume bottle. If the affidavit also states that Naomi glared at staff members in disgust as though they were a corroded piece of raisin stuck in a fat hog’s ass, then all of that would sound about right. That’s our Naomi! That’s our cunt!
Naomi is throwing a bedazzled Blackberry back at Moodform’s face by counter-suing them. Naomi claims that she never knew her former agent was affiliated with Moodform. Naomi also says that Moodform stole a piece of her profits. Naomi’s lawyer is asking the court to throw that shit out and he pleaded his case in this hilarious statement: “The human element that brings the parties before the court is clear: greed, ingratitude and a grotesque sense of entitlement on the part of Campbell that, in her mind, justifies her doing anything she wants to do, including stealing her business partners’ money and then lying about what happened.”
All he had to say was: “Dear judge, if you don’t throw this out, Naomi is going to throw me off a bridge. Here’s a picture of my kids. Love, Naomi’s lawyer“.
The best part of the affidavit is that the Moodform people claim that Naomi backed out of an event, because she didn’t want to walk up two flights of stairs and the venue’s elevator was broken. HA.
You know, if I was Naomi Campbell I wouldn’t want to walk up stairs, cross the street or take a bath in a room with electrical sockets. Bitch has more enemies than Gerard Butler has warts on his dick. It’s a serious matter! One of her many arch rivals is always waiting for the perfect opportunity to push or trip her! Naomi should’ve made one of her minions carry her up the stairs.
Then again, if I was one of her minions I’d purposely break both my arms on the spot so I would have a valid excuse to NOT carry her ass. Carrying Naomi is the equivalent of carrying a shark on a skinny wooden plank over a pool of baby seals. Nothankyouverymuch!