So here’s Lady Caca’s video for the illegitimate song Ace of Base gave birth to and then stashed on Vadge’s La Isla Bonita. It features a chorus of dancing Twinkie Moes, and it’s almost 9 fucking minutes looooong! Think of all the things you can do with 9 minutes. You can eat a Zinger really slowly. You can paint all your nails with Wite-Out (while sniffing it). You can make tweezers out of a paper clip and clean up your brows.
But if you must spend 9-minutes of your precious day watching this, then here it is. And if you don’t, but want to know the gist of it, then just picture me on the cement floor of my mother’s garage staging a dance-off between my Evil Lyn action figure and my Jeff Andonuts toy while the Like A Prayer video plays on an old black and white TV in the corner.