Suri Cruise is breathing a huge sigh of relief today, because she will no longer be woken up in the middle of the morning by her mother whispering secrets into the ear one of her plastic baby dolls. Suri has to learn over, grab one of her high heels off the floor and throw it at Stepford Katie’s head. It’s a fucking pain in Suri’s ass. Hopefully, Katie won’t be waking up Suri anymore because now she’s got a friend of her own to whisper secrets to in her own room.
Katie joined her new bestest friend Angelina Ballerina at an event for her Dizzy Feet Foundation in Las Vegas yesterday. They are going to do everything together and you can tell Katie is full of happiness. I mean, bitch looks like she actually breathes oxygen and eats things that sprout out of the ground.
Even though Angelina Ballerina is a giant pink mouse in a pink tutu, she’s still not as gay as Tommy Girl. And that’s how his ass secretly likes it.