Chris Brown Banned From The UK

June 8, 2010 / Posted by:

Chris Brown was supposed to begin his Ike Turner 2.0 Tour tomorrow in Glasgow, but that whole shit has been canceled after the UK pulled up her pants, closed her legs and told him to go fuck with another bitch because they don’t want anything to do with him. Basically, Britain’s Home Office denied him a visa, because he was convicted of beating RiRi. You can read their statement below while giving them a standing ovation:

“We reserve the right to refuse entry to the U.K. to anyone guilty of a serious criminal offence. Public safety is one of our primary concerns. Each application to enter the U.K. is considered on its individual merits.”

Not only has Chris’ UK dates been canceled, but the entire European leg of his tour has also been shut down. Chris Tweeted this yesterday:

“SORRY to all the fans in europe!!! my tour is cancelled, Im pretty sure yall know. my entry was denied in your country. i love you.SORRY!!”

During geography lessons in elementary school, I usually spent the hour sniffing Scratch ‘N Sniff stickers or drawing dresses on the Pee-Chee folder runners and even I know that Europe is NOT a country. That stupid fuck! Everybody knows that it’s a delicious cafe franchise in Midtown. Durr.

via E! News



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