Bitch Effed Up Again

Judge Marsha (aka Judge Not The One) just put out a bench warrant for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest, because the dumb bitch violated the terms of her probation 5 times over. Judge Marsha ordered the warrant this afternoon after an emergency hearing regarding LiLo’s SCRAM bracelet going off during the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night.

TMZ has the details:

Lindsay was on probation when she failed to appear in court last month. At that point, Judge Revel revoked her probation and set bail at $100,000. In return for bail, Lindsay promised to appear for a hearing on the probation violation — set for July 6. Because of the SCRAM incident, the $100,000 bail has now been forfeited. Instead of throwing Lindsay in jail pending the July hearing, the judge is allowing her to post new bail — set at $200,000, so she can remain free. Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet generated a report to SCRAM officials sometime after the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Sources say the SCRAM data shows evidence of alcohol.

LiLo swears on her favorite coke spoon that she didn’t drink a drop of the sweet nectar that night and doesn’t know why her SCRAM started hollering. Maybe Michael Lohan miniaturized himself, took a swim in a glass full of vodka and then rolled all around LiLo’s SCRAM when she wasn’t looking. That must be it. It’s always a set-up!

Bitch isn’t going to be thrown in a jail cell tonight, so you’ll have to save your dance of happiness for another time.

UPDATE: LiLo paid 10% of the bail and so the bench warrant has been snatched back. Party at LiLo’s tonight!