Afternoon Crumbs

June 8, 2010 / Posted by:

XXXtina is still dressing like she should be first in line at the midnight showing of Rocky Horror (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Fishsticks Paltrow wearing a dress made out of dead gay eels at the CFDA Awards – Lainey Gossip

Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM bracelet was just screaming because it was thirsty for a DRANK – The Superficial

Still gross – Egotastic!

In possibly related news, Kirstie Alley has announced that she will begin the process of becoming a gay man – Towleroad

Jenna Jameson and Cha Cha Diva at the pool – Hollywood Tuna

Blah Blah Blah Heidi Spencer Blah Barf Blah – Celebitchy

Don’t tell me the Toys ‘R Us Giraffe was butchered for this – Popoholic

Gemma Arterton got married – Just Jared

How many times do you think Johnny Depp heard “You can pump me anytime” while wearing that shirt? – Popsugar

But when is Kimmy Gibbler going to be on Glee? – ICYDK

This is probably shit news for Dexter fans – I’m Not Obsessed

The secret to Matthew Morrison’s hair – SOW

Carrot Top has a look in his eyes like he can’t wait to take that glittery carrot pen home and romance it a lot – Celebslam

The shit Ashley Tisdale’s dog has to deal with – Cityrag

Exciting Development of the Day: Halle Berry buying ferns – Hollywood Rag

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