Afternoon Crumbs
XXXtina is still dressing like she should be first in line at the midnight showing of Rocky Horror (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Fishsticks Paltrow wearing a dress made out of dead gay eels at the CFDA Awards – Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM bracelet was just screaming because it was thirsty for a DRANK – The Superficial
Still gross – Egotastic!
In possibly related news, Kirstie Alley has announced that she will begin the process of becoming a gay man – Towleroad
Jenna Jameson and Cha Cha Diva at the pool – Hollywood Tuna
Blah Blah Blah Heidi Spencer Blah Barf Blah – Celebitchy
Don’t tell me the Toys ‘R Us Giraffe was butchered for this – Popoholic
Gemma Arterton got married – Just Jared
How many times do you think Johnny Depp heard “You can pump me anytime” while wearing that shirt? – Popsugar
But when is Kimmy Gibbler going to be on Glee? – ICYDK
This is probably shit news for Dexter fans – I’m Not Obsessed
The secret to Matthew Morrison’s hair – SOW
Carrot Top has a look in his eyes like he can’t wait to take that glittery carrot pen home and romance it a lot – Celebslam
The shit Ashley Tisdale’s dog has to deal with – Cityrag
Exciting Development of the Day: Halle Berry buying ferns – Hollywood Rag