Lindsay Lohan has already sold off pictures of the booze blocker on her ankle, so I’m guessing that’s the last we’re going to see of it. LiLo is doing whatever it takes to keep our eyes from staring at her SCRAM including covering her legs by wearing one of Disco Granny’s old rhinestone jumpsuits. This is probably the same shit White Oprah wore back in the day when she trolled reservation casinos looking for a sugar daddy to pay her motel room for a week if she sucked on his taint.
And speaking of old man taint, that’s probably the smell that is going to jump off of LiLo’s ankle when that SCRAM finally comes off. The Food Network better be on hand for that event, because you know new kinds of cheese will be uncovered.