The Mac Dude Is Crazy For Cunnilingus

In high school, one of my best friends was the yard slut (because she would literally fuck you in the yard) who once told me that if a dude doesn’t suck on her clit like a bird swallowing a worm or lick her snatch like an ice cream cone melting in the sun, she wouldn’t ever let him near her cooch again.

So I’m sure she wishes she was sitting on Justin Long’s face instead of an office chair, because he claims that he loves to eat vagina until he hears Chineses voices (copyright: my pervy uncle). And you thought Drew Barrymore was only with his ass to get Apple shit before anybody else.

At the reading for a Neil LaBute play, Justing Long told Vulture that unlike the character he read for he thoroughly enjoys lapping the labia. Justin said, “There were parts about certain … well, acts that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite.”

And in completely opposite Justin Long news, here is his pro-gay marriage PSA with Mike White. This is for the gay haters who want to erase the world of gay sluts. This PSA’s answer is to let us gays get married so we can not have sex just like the straights!

P.S. – Does anybody know where I can get that peen board?