Open Post: Hosted By A TWILF

June 7, 2010 / Posted by:

People has a feature on their site right now called “Twi-Hard Die-Hards! Inside Super-Fans’ Rooms” and this is seriously the headliner of that shit. All those amateur Twitards can give it up, because 56-year-old Linda Moore has this! Linda says that she originally wanted to Twitard-ize her bedroom, but her husband refused to lay his head on Edward Cullen’s face. So she blew her obsession all over the guest room where can churn the panty pudding in peace.

Linda told People, “One of my best friends says she wants to spend her birthday in there! Everyone who has seen my Twilight room either loves it or thinks I’m crazy.”

Look at succulent Linda giving us sex eyes like we’re a giant frozen Twidildo. And look at the Edward Cullen pillow looking at us with “help me” eyes. Sorry, Edward Cullen pillow, you belong to Linda now. AND HOW! Imagine the places that pillow has been. I bet Linda’s husband has to throw a Febreze bomb into her Twiroom every couple of days so the coochie cream scent doesn’t creep under the door and make its way to the rest of the house.

And I can’t call Linda crazy, because I’m thinking of turning my bathroom into a giant Mah Boo shrine.

via TDW

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