Helen Thomas Is Off To Shady Pines

June 7, 2010 / Posted by:

The mention of politics gives me an annoying tick called “thinking“, so I like to stay away from that shit but this is some important news about one of our former Hot Sluts Helen Thomas! Helen has announced that she is getting up out of the first row and retiring right now. This comes after the 89-year-old White House correspondent received a shit load of head shakes for saying that the Jews “should get the hell out of Palestine.” Watch her entire statement here.

Here’s the memo from Hearst:

Helen Thomas announced Monday that she is retiring, effective immediately.

Her decision came after her controversial comments about Israel and the Palestinians were captured on videotape and widely disseminated on the Internet.

Thomas later issued a statement: “I deeply regret my comments I made last week regarding the Israelis and the Palestinians. They do not reflect my heart-felt belief that peace will come to the Middle East only when all parties recognize the need for mutual respect and tolerance. May that day come soon.’’

Thomas will mark her 90th birthday on Aug. 4.

And here I was hoping that Helen would be forced into retirement after slapping a bitch or attacking a ho with her dentures. Oh well. Maybe next time.

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