Afternoon Crumbs
Short Programming Note: I have some serious business woman matters to tend to (aka buying shit for my Mah Boo shrine) so I’ll be away for a few hours. Now on to the links!
It’s like raaaaaaain on your wedding day! Alanis Morissette got married to some dude named Souleye. That means we get to call her ass Mrs. Souleye – People
Sandra Bullock making Betty White jealous by kissing on ScarJo in front of her. That bitch. – Lainey Gossip
Miley Cyrus won’t stop until you’ve seen every single possible angle of her possum toe – Egotastic!
Did Hayden Panatroll clear this with Mimi’s people first? – The Superficial
Marisa Miller at some stupid awards show (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
The Onion must be Vermont Catholic Magazine’s art director – Towleroad
This is also exactly what it looks like when an orangutan feeds from its mom’s titty – Hollywood Tuna
Elton John and Rush Limbaugh are totally ass munching each other on the down low – Celebitchy
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are back from vacation and we didn’t get one picture of him in spandex swim chonies. Selfish fucks. – Popoholic
Cameron Diaz’s face is starting to look like a piece of 10-day-old pizza left in the microwave for way too long – Just Jared
Another alluring ensemble from the fashion chameleon that is Brit Brit Spears – Popsugar
Or maybe Jennifer Garner just exhaled – I’m Not Obsessed
There is crying in baseball – OMG Blog
Kim Kardassian gave her iPhone avatar butt implants – ICYDK
Lassie is a babysitter now – Cityrag
Victoria Silvstedt will lose her Gold Digger card if she doesn’t marry that Oompa Loompa – Hollywood Rag
Meanwhile, Basement Baby was playing table tennis against the wall with herself – Hollywood Rag
Rest in peace, Stuart Cable – Holy Moly!