Land Of The Lost

June 6, 2010 / Posted by:

While you were drinking white wine and ginger ale in front of your carport (oh, how I wish I had a carport to drink in front of) all day yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was working her bloat for Ellen von Unwerth’s camera in Malibu. LiLo says it’s for German Vogue. You can already hear every copy of Photoshop in German Vogue’s offices weeping at the thought of how much work they’ll have to do on these pictures.

You know this cavecrackie thinks she’s giving the camera “Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C.” shit. More like “Cha-Ka as Gimme More Britney” shit. But that weave made from a woolly mammoth’s pubic hair is a nice touch.

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