No, this is 17-year-old Miley Cyrus letting her inner Lindsay Lohan hang out at London’s G-A-Y club last night. It’s confirmed. Billy Ray and Noah are Miley’s co-stylists.
This hillbilly possumling looks like the former member of a semi-successful early 90s R&B girl group who has fallen on hard times and is now trading handjobs for food stamps behind a bowling alley somewhere in Central Florida while wearing her old stage clothes. Yes, Jade’s “Don’t Walk Away” did play in my head while looking at this mess.
Usually, I’d give three snaps in z formation for this kind of look, but Miley doesn’t have the shit to pull it off. Billy Ray and Noah better keep digging through Zelma Davis’ old laundry and try again.