Somebody forgot to blow the blow off their nose before stepping outside. Catherine Zeta-Jonesingforthebadshit left her apartment in NYC this morning to perform in A Little Night Music on Broadway and her nose brought along Lindsay Lohan’s favorite friend.
NO! CZJ doesn’t touch that stuff! CZJ gets high off of drinking champagne in a bubble bath while wearing all her diamonds. It’s obviously just make-up or sunblock. Or maybe Michael Douglas accidentally farted dust into her face while she was gently licking his crack. That sounds about right.