Send In The Coke

June 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Somebody forgot to blow the blow off their nose before stepping outside. Catherine Zeta-Jonesingforthebadshit left her apartment in NYC this morning to perform in A Little Night Music on Broadway and her nose brought along Lindsay Lohan’s favorite friend.

NO! CZJ doesn’t touch that stuff! CZJ gets high off of drinking champagne in a bubble bath while wearing all her diamonds. It’s obviously just make-up or sunblock. Or maybe Michael Douglas accidentally farted dust into her face while she was gently licking his crack. That sounds about right.

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